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This dazzling hypertext markup language resource provides a basic representation of Ethan Rowe and Courtney Elf Rowe, the husband and wife team that brought such hits as "Courtney and Ethan's First Daughter". While one may question the accuracy of this representation ("but it doesn't really look like either of you!"), as the maintainer of the collection of such representations (i.e. this "web site"), Ethan retains the right to do whatever he wants.

Courtney Elf Rowe is a flautist, soprano, and music teacher in Needham, Massachusetts (USA). Ethan Rowe is an out-of-practice pianist and tenor, and contributes to the noise that is the "world wide web" in his work as a software engineer and "director of engineering" at End Point Corporation. They have a daughter whose identity shall remain vaguely protected here.

Perhaps someday a blog will appear here. Perhaps. Wouldn't you love to read more of our thoughtful thoughts and amusing musings? Of course you would. Here's how our blog would look:

2007-12-20 11:59:00 AM Gee. Bush sure is incompetent. How can anybody actually think this joker is in any way good or beneficial?

2007-12-21 10:15:00 AM Our anonymous daughter is dang cute. She did something-cute-here.

2007-12-22 01:22:11 PM JS Bach's latest composition is really terrific; he keeps churning out great stuff, doesn't he?

That last one was a trick. While Mr. Bach is pretty special, he hasn't produced much in recent years.

Embarassing Things for Your Consideration

• Our voice recital from 2007-10-13
• Nothing else we do is embarassing.